{"product_id":"witchy-ceramic-mug-god-forbid-women-have-hobbies-vintage-witch-cauldron-coffee-mug-11oz-15oz","title":"Witchy Ceramic Mug — \"God Forbid Women Have Hobbies\" Vintage Witch Cauldron Coffee Mug (11oz\/15oz)","description":"A white glossy ceramic mug stamped with a vintage-style witchy illustration and the bold slogan “GOD FORBID WOMEN HAVE HOBBIES.” It feels crookedly charming — part sarcastic humor, part reclamation. Warm tea or coffee becomes part of a private ritual: the steam rises beside the moonlit cauldron scene, and the quiet joke lands with friends who love dark whimsy and clever, feminist-forward humor. This mug sits naturally on a cluttered workbench, a cozy kitchen shelf, or beside a stack of tarot decks. It pairs with slow mornings, late-night crafting sessions, and low-light gatherings where laughter and eye-rolls are currency.\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eThe tone is wry and a little witchy. The artwork reads as hand-drawn, muted brown ink against bright white ceramic, so the message feels vintage and deliberate rather than loud. Reach for this mug when you want your morning cup to say something sharp, funny, and proudly offbeat.\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eProduct features\u003cbr\u003e- Microwave-safe for quick reheats\u003cbr\u003e- Dishwasher-safe for easy cleaning\u003cbr\u003e- Vibrant, crisp print colors\u003cbr\u003e- Glossy white ceramic with comfortable C-handle\u003cbr\u003e- Available in 11oz and 15oz; lead- and BPA-free\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eCare instructions\u003cbr\u003e- Clean in dishwasher or wash by hand with warm water and dish soap\u003cbr\u003e","brand":"Printify","offers":[{"title":"11oz","offer_id":52170437460269,"sku":"80881429140115792663","price":16.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0953\/2637\/2141\/files\/18312532671582637415_2048.jpg?v=1782048404","url":"https:\/\/rottengirlzreststop.myshopify.com\/products\/witchy-ceramic-mug-god-forbid-women-have-hobbies-vintage-witch-cauldron-coffee-mug-11oz-15oz","provider":"RottenGirlzRestStop","version":"1.0","type":"link"}